Who's Your Daddy?!

Review by eFreeware

The pitch behind Who's Your Daddy?! is the strangest thing about it, and that is exactly why it stands out. One player is a father trying to keep a baby alive; the other is the baby, actively working against him in a house full of hazards. It comes from Evil Tortilla Games Incorporated and is built for people who enjoy party games where the fun comes as much from the disasters as from winning.

This is a multiplayer game first, designed around rounds with friends rather than a solo campaign. If your usual group likes physics-driven chaos and doesn't mind a premise that leans on dark humor, this is the kind of title that fits a game night. The Teen rating signals the tone: cartoonish, but not aimed at young children.

A two-story house full of trouble

The action takes place in a two-story home and garden, and the developer packs that space with everyday objects that double as threats. Power outlets, a nail gun, a flour jar, sinks, a woodchipper, the oven, a swimming pool, a blender, a car and the family dog are among the hazards in the game. Each one is a potential incident waiting to happen, which is the point.

The game features over 67 items with varying degrees of danger. Either way, the house is dense with props, and the game is less about exploring a world than about managing the objects around you. That density is what gives each round its texture.

Crucially, the placement of the important items is randomized from game to game. That single design choice is what keeps the house from becoming a memorized map. The layout of the danger changes, so the bleach isn't always in the same spot.

How a round actually plays out

As the daddy, your job is prevention. Locking cabinets and moving dangerous objects out of reach suggests a round is a race to secure the house before the baby finds a way in. You are not chasing the baby around so much as trying to stay ahead of it.

As the baby, you go on the offensive. The examples given include drinking bleach and pushing forks into electrical outlets, so the baby's role is to find and trigger hazards rather than hide from them. The humor sits right there: the protected character is the one causing the most trouble.

The developer describes the physics as wacky, and that shapes how both roles feel. Objects don't behave politely, which means a plan to lock a cabinet or move a jar can go sideways in ways nobody intended. The unpredictability is a feature, not a bug, and it's what makes the two roles feel genuinely different from each other.

What gives the game its replay value

The randomization of key items is the main engine of replayability, since no two rounds start from the same setup. On top of that, the developer offers customizable game modes, so groups can adjust the rules to suit how they want to play. That flexibility matters for a party game that has to survive repeat sessions.

There are two characters, each with customizable skins and perks, which adds another layer of choice before a round even begins. The developer also mentions dynamic music and sound, and controller support for those who prefer a gamepad. None of these are headline features on their own, but together they round out the package.

Multiplayer supports up to seven friends, either online or locally. Seven is a generous ceiling for this type of game, and local play gives groups a reason to gather in one room. The social setup is clearly the intended way to experience it.

Price, ads and what you get

The game costs $0.99 up front. There are no ads, and there are no in-app purchases, so the transaction is a one-time purchase rather than an ongoing relationship. For a multiplayer party game, that's a straightforward arrangement.

The install base sits at over 100,000, and the average rating is 2.5 from 3,026 ratings. That's a low average for a paid game, and it's worth weighing before you buy. The premise and feature list are appealing, but the score suggests the execution hasn't landed with everyone who tried it.

It released on October 20, 2023, and was last updated in October 2025. The game carries a Teen content rating, which fits the darkly comic tone of a baby seeking out household hazards.

A party game with a split reputation

The concept here is memorable, and the feature set is broader than the $0.99 price would suggest: seven-player support, local and online play, randomized item placement, custom modes, skins, perks and controller support. For a group that enjoys physics comedy and doesn't take parenting jokes too seriously, there is a lot to work with.

The 2.5 average is the number that gives me pause. A paid multiplayer game lives or dies on whether the rounds are fun enough to repeat, and a score that low implies a meaningful share of players didn't find that. I'd go in expecting a rough-around-the-edges experience rather than a polished one.

My recommendation is for players who already have a regular group to play with and who value the premise and the chaos over refinement. If you're buying it to play solo or hoping for a tightly tuned competitive game, the appeal is harder to see. At a dollar, the risk is small, but the rating is a fair warning to set expectations accordingly.